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Turged-deriving from the word turgid which means to be swollen or oddly enlarged, is new slang used by the forest people that has been slowly but surely brought back to the cities and towns of the PNW.

Peepe- I will turge on you JoHn if you don’t stop fondling my baby carrot painting !!
John-BITCH prepare to be turged on with my almighty baby carrot power ~(**)~

A person who thinks they know everything and wont stop talking about useless shit.

Your such a Turge for arguing with that wall about keeping the illegal immigrants out

Formally, like swol, implies a state of being pumped, muscles bulging from extreme exercise. Obviously turg has alternate connotations, and different extremities are implied.

I danced for like 5 seconds and that dude was wholly turg!

When one's penis receives maximum blood flow resulting in separation from the sack

I was on the Japanese metro bus yesterday, and this girl's tight little butt kept rubbing up against my dong and got me fully turged

During a middle school presentation, my phone vibrated in my pocket, resulting in a fully turged wang. Luckily, I hit a waistband tuck, and saved myself some embarrassment.

Being the underdog at a challenge or activity to the point where the other people in the challenge or activity want you to win and/or giving you a large advantage and/or letting you win.
This is NOT pity

Turg: "This is my 12th time being 5th in mario cart! I'm getting better!"
Everyone else "Okay guys this round we'll give turg a 30 secound headstart, and not hit him with any shells, Understand?"
Turg: "Wow! The Turg effect is so cool!"

A person or group of people involved with drama the arts and in their everyday lives at all times. When using the word Mcbeth or, good luck around such person or group the reaction is immediate freaking out and yelling. These people live, eat, sleep, and breathe drama. (Can also be used to describe things: Drama-Turgy, Drama-Turgish)

In one day a drama-turg, broke up with her boyfriend, made-out with her best friend, got back together with her boyfriend, and performed in the school play.