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The same as cock blocking, only with women.
We were making out in the back room and Ashley kept twat swatting.
When a female maliciously prevents another female from getting it on with a guy she is interested in to have him for herself.
Did you see what Amanda did? She totally Twat Swatted Kristin so she couldn't hook up with him!
it's the female version of a cock block
i.e. if a girl prevents another girl from getting laid
Girl:"yeah so i brought over this guy and my room mate totally ended up being a twat swat."
The muff-diver equivalent to a cockblock.
"I was finna smang but got twat swatted by that Becky...with the good hair."
when one woman prevents another woman from getting sex, action, etc. similar to a cock block.
"Even though Amy and Vanessa both had their eye on David all night, Vanessa pulled the TWAT SWAT and ended up taking him home..."
The lesbian version of cock blocking; when someone messes with a dyke's mojo
Yo, I'm sorry about last night's twat swatting. I didn't realize you had a girl with you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything.
This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.
The equal of Cock Block but intended for women.
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.
Matt was being a cockblocker, but not as bad as julie was being a twat swatter.