A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person fond of frequently publishing over-indulgent twitterings which saturate their followers' pages to the point where they remove all contact and leap from the nearest fifteenth floor.
Example 1: Mother fucking Teresa will that Stephen Fry ever shut the fuck up the fucking twatter? Example 2: Have you read that over-indulgent twitter from Sam Crawford? He's obviously a twatter. The hypocrisy of his status update was evident when he wrote a second example which fruitlessly attempted to define the word Twatter.
An exceptional amount of girly twitter updates. Twitter is a social network of simple status updates for you and a close network of friends.
Girls that may over-use and over-update their status with girly ideas and girly agendas will be doing twatter, opposed to the original, twitter. ie. funinthesun - goin to the beach w/ the GiRlZ! 2 minutes ago from web funinthesun - just saw matt, look at that package hehehehe!!./1/11 5 minutes ago from web funinthesun - my tampon fell out =( 10 minutes ago from mobile
The sharing of way too many banal entries on twitter from a person who thinks twittering make them famous.
When I saw Jen had written four entries in her twitter profile before noon about cleaning her apartment, I realized she was twattering again today.
The use of self pitying, banal, inane or downright uninteresting status updates via facebook or Twitter, aimed at generating pity or attention in comment form.
Jane is getting ready to go work, or Jane is wondering why everything in her life is going wrong. Both examples of twattering.
Slang term for the popular social networking site twitter.
Nick: I'm gonna see what's happening on twatter Chris: me too, love that site
Disambiguation of twat 1.) Slang term in reference to a person being like the female genitalia in the same fashion as vag 2.) A slang term, in jest due to its nature, for a plane used at the United States Air Force Academy. The United States Air Force operates three de Havilland DHC-6 Twin Otters for the United States Air Force Academy's skydiving team. The cadets affectionately call the aircraft the "'Twatter."
1.) "She is the king twatter" 2.) "Did you see the Twatter fly over?"