A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who stays on the Twitch app for most of their day, Not only watching the streamer but spamming in chat's. Most twitchers spam every message and have mod or Vip.
Twitcher
JuuEBK is in every chat spamming "LMFAOOOOO" when nothing is funny.
ShlewKash is in every chat with mod typing song lyrics.
Lceey_Anthony is 200 plus pounds with a bowlcut in every chat spamming W.
HumbleMaine spams emotes in every chat.
vKyree is mod for BigEx and loves watching E girls.
When a fully grown man says he has a vagina and when you turn round he has forced ball n all through his legs just leaving his pubic region visible, we all laugh.
If he were then to turn round, open his legs and force his penis back in the opposite to natural direction (his genitals would now be upside down,balls on top) and repeat in quick succession. His manhood would be twitching and therefore making him a Twitcher.
" Go on Pie, do your twitcher you fat flatulent bastard"
One who skillfully complains about a product or service via Twitter to solicit faster resolution from companies anxious to please connected consumers.
Did you hear about the Twitcher who convinced his mobile carrier to remove his overage penalties by tweeting negatively about his unjust bill to his friends?
Someone with nothing better to do than to spy on their neighbours for signs of petty wrongdoing. A derogatory term for members of the neighbourhood watch and other such organisations.
The term refers to the only sign of their presence - curtains twitching in suburban dwellings as they peek out at whatever might be going on outside.
Has absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality, except where homosexuality is illegal and thus something else for the curtain-twitchers to report to the authorities.
"Letting the deranged curtain twitcher at Snout’s Cottage gather “intelligence” about her neighbours reminds me of East Germany before the Wall came down."
That one nosey neighbour who watches your every move.
I came home from work the other day got out of the car & felt a vibe I was being watched,Look up & there he/she was with the curtains pulled to one side looking out,
Every time I start my lawnmower to cut the grass there he/she is gawking out,Bloody curtain twitchers f off you nosey b**tards
One who uses the mainly cancerous site Twitch, and purposefully watches less popular streamers to appear cool. In reality, however, they're just lonely nerds and deep down they know that
Hipster twitcher: Holy cow! This stream only has 200 viewers, I am gonna watch it so I appear cool and hip to my fellow Twitchers!
Obese friend who uses Twitch and is also a weeb: By god, you're such a hipster twitcher man