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twittle-twattle

Twittle-Twattle noun. tattle, gabble vulgar

Twattle
TWAT'TLE, verb intransitive To prate; to talk much and idly; to gabble; to chatter; as a twattling gossip.

TWAT'TLE, verb transitive To pet; to make much of. Local.

Thanks you twittle-twattler!! Why don't you go twittle on someone else you twattler

twittling your nutsack

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.

Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.



by cockjuggling thundercunt April 01, 2009

pink little twittles

They are anyone's nipples

Tom asked me if I played with her pink little twittles while we had sex.

by Weeds June 29, 2005

Twittle Twattle

A female dog's genitalia

Look at how big her Twittle Twattle is!!

by masteraustin March 17, 2010

Dick Twittle

A person who enjoys playing with or grabbimg dicks

Jane is such a dick twittle. She always has a dick in her hand.

by myst1queb1tch September 23, 2016

Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)

by Twittlerio February 01, 2025