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A game you play with a cock and deck of cards. You slam the deck with your dick and whichever cards lands faced up, that's how many points you get.
Example;
Erick: Hey Nicki! Let's play some Uno!
Nickie: I don't have a cock...
Erick: Use mine!
A subtle way, usually used by men, to indicate an attractive woman in the vicinity without being caught.
UNO, 3 o'clock. Check out the Uno at the copy machine. I'd like to play Uno with her.
A person that looks good from a distance and makes you say, "Ooooh" but when you get closer and their ugliness comes into clear view you yell, "hell NO!!!"
So I was about to go holla at this fine dime I saw at the bar but she ended up being a straight up Uno, and was like damn girl you gonna have to find a dude with some strong beer goggles before anyone takes your fugly ass home tonight.
to go somewhere alone wit a female and sexual intercourse
yo im bout to go to this chick house and play uno
person one: draw 5
person two: NO YOU BITCHHHHHH
person three: calm down guys its just uno
person one and person two both stare at person three with the death stare