Country Dictionary

n. a hand job; aka "The Handyman," "A Vila"

I thought she was going to give me some astrodome but she only gave me a Bob Vila.

When you ejaculate, with a rusty nail inserted into the urethra. That's a Vila-gasm.

I heard Bob Vila likes to Vila-gasm

A werewolf chasing, vampire hunting, zombie wrangler with delusions of grandeur and a Proton-Pack. Found commonly stalking new sites, phantom of the opera fan sites, and urban legends websites.

Vila Wolf has a razor wit a dark sarcasm one hell of a twisted sense of humor and she's wonderfully condescending at times It's fun to sit back and watch her when she gets going Especially when you can let her loose on the nearest troll.

A vila from Esposende,very nice with great view from Sao Lourenco and a crazy mayor.

A gente de Vila-Cha sao as pessoas mais simpaticas do conselho de Esposende.

Capital of the island nation, Vanuatu

Hey John! I went to Porta Vila last week to jerk off undisturbed

crude definition for a woman's extremely amazing breasts

she had tits so nice Bob Vila couldn't build a better rack...

A sexual position involving some sort of ladder. Also helps to have random home improvement items around. pioneered by tom

Q: "did you fuck her?!"
A: "I totally gave her the bob vila."