Country Dictionary

a cleaning utensil, commomly used to fight people, and threaten people or cats.

I'm gonna whoop your ass with this vaccum!

One who sucks face with someone, to the point of swallowing his or her head.

Did you see Nichole in the hallway with her boyfriend? What a vaccume!

when you havin sex and your nuts slip in and it goes from pleasure to pain

Guy: Hey a heard you got vaccumed last night
Guy2: Yeah...

To suck on a persons balls or breasts, to suck up like a vaccum.

I like vaccuming my girlfriend every night in the bed. (oh yeah..)

A "cleaning" device that can be made many different ways, but door knocking salesman will sell you the same piece of junk for a thousand dollars. Don't buy it. Go to wal-mart and get one on clearence *hint* (they all work the same)

Kirby Vaccums($1500), Oreck($800), Rainbow($1300), Filter Queen($1800)

expression used to describe an individual or place that removes all decent conversation from a social gathering.

"Don't invite Callum to the party, he's such a chat vaccum."

"Don't go to that party, it will be a complete chat vaccum"

a very strange man indeed...

vicrum vaccum waxes his knees!