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vineyard vines

Once considered generally cool, this brand of preppy retail clothing has since become symbolic with certain upper-class groups dedicated to furthering only themselves.

Almost exclusively made in China. Poorly made and ill-fitting, they usually come in obnoxious pastels.

Still popular with wealthy, status-obsessed, young, white males and prep-school students (see The 1%). Also popular with wealthy, status-obsessed, young, white males in private school fraternities.

Chad went to the frat party wearing his best vineyard vines outfit - a pink polo shirt and red Bermuda shorts - in hopes that the house president would instantly recognize he was a man of wealth and status. Chad wanted to experience the frat's exclusive access to the best drugs, women and legal counsel.

by Un-occupy Wallstreet February 15, 2013

Vineyard Vines

Quite possibly the coolest clothing on the face of the earth. Clothing comes in very preppy cool colors. The company also makes great ties.

Guy: Hey babe, check out these awesome blue seersucker pants from Vineyard Vines.

Girl: Those are hot. You wanna grab a cup of coffee or something?

by fugocci January 20, 2009

Vineyard Vines

Clothes worn by rich cunts

Tigs: I use Vineyard Vines shirts as cum rags

by guacamoeniggapenis.tar.gz June 04, 2019

Vineyard Vines

A clothing brand for rich, white kids from the upper crusts of American society. A modern touch to classic prep. Not yet tarnished by blacks and poors who have no business buying the clothing, like Ralph Lauren and Lacoste.

I bought this Vineyard Vines polo on Greenwich Avenue yesterday!

by dddiiiyyy October 10, 2011

Vineyard vines

A brand of clothing worn by preppy white boys in Maryland

“I wear vineyard vines I’m most likely an upper middle class douche

by Ughxi April 02, 2021

Vineyard vines

A clothing brand only worn by rich kids that stay at home while there parents buy there clothes for them.

Mother -Honey I just got you this nice $80 shirt! Don’t trash it!
Son- what is it
Mother- it’s vineyard vines

by JohnTellsIt October 22, 2018

Vineyard Vines

A clothing line that screams you are a rich tool/douche/piece of living shit. Something that a family like the Trump's would wear.

Douche:Look at my Vineyard Vines.

Normal Person:Of course Bryce, Brock, Trent and Chad are wearing Vineyard Vines

by DSFDLKFJEOISDL April 21, 2017