A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who DDRs excessively. Concurring symptoms may include extreme homosexuality.
"Dude, that guy was a fag." "Correction; that dude was a waffy."
a deviation on snafu; something that is totally fucked up but not totally unexpected
pronounced: /snaph-fee waph-fee/
usage: noun
That was some snaffy waffy shit when that little bitch got herself knocked up.
Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.
"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."