A fork of Rural Dictionary
Phrase used directly in place of "What's her/his name?"
What's his nuts? Didn't he go out with what's her cunt?
Dan Collett's favourite phrase.
"Hey Dan"
"What?"
"You're fuck all!!"
"What Cunt?"
An age old Australian rhetorical question typically posed when one of your mates has a new headwear or haircut of questionable status.
You're at school and Colin walks up to the boys with an utter bouffant on his head. Michael points towards the fez-cut on Colin's head and exclaims "What is your head, cunt?"
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll penetrate You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
Oh, Yes!