A fork of Rural Dictionary
Because your parents fucked.
Why Do I live Cuz ur parents fucked jimmy
A short and quick responce to someone who is getting up in your grill or asking too many questions.
Person A: "Why are you taking your computer and earbuds into the bathroom?" Person B: "Why do you care?"
A (usually defensive) phrase used when someone brings up something embarassing or something you wanted to have forgotten and you want to divert the subject from you to them
Devin: Hey, Carol do you remember that time you tripped and faceplanted right into my locker? ;) Carol: Why do you remember that?!
i have the answer but you have to pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks to get the answer
person 1; "why do i exist?" person 2; "pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks and i'll tell you."
I don't know what's happening but why do why heh. -Alena
Interjection. Use it to demonstrate complete understanding, acceptance, and, at some level, disregard for a piece of information because it is considered a given.
Person 1: I'm high. Person 2: Why do I believe that?
Possibly the most GTAish insult you can come up with.
annoying person- "hi" you- "hello" annoying person- "(starts talking random shit)" you -"why do you exist?" annoying person- "..."