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A dude that looks like Will Ferrell, but he's funny so chicks want to bang him.
Hot chick at bar: Wow, that guy's a total WILF. I hope he proceeds to mount me like a wildebeest.
Witty Woman I'd Like to F^&% - WILF
This term relates to a hot chick you work work with whose wit is only surpassed by her beauty.
'Hey Dude, OMG did you see that chick in the office yesterday, what a dress, she looked so hot!'
Reply 'yeah man, she is the hottest babe, not only that she has a wicked sense of humour, what a WILF!'
Weatherman I'd Like to Fuck
Colin Briggs came into my show yesterday, he'sa total WILF!!!!!
Surfing the Web with no particular purpose, often due to extreme boredom. Derived from the phrase Wwilf(meaning "What was I looking for?").
Person 1:"Hey, aren't you meant to be checking up on our homework assignment?"
Person 2: No, sorry. I'm Wilfing.
A Canadian five dollar bill. Also known as a Wilfy.
"Hey! You owe me a Wilf, eh?"
"How much is that poutine, friend?" "It's a Wilf."