A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is a place where if you dont show respect...you will get no respect. Yes there are alot of unprivileged people. Yes there are poor people. And yes ghetto folks as well. But people like that are everywhere. This town my be the last place people may want to visit but it does give birth to amazing and the realist people you will ever meet. Here is a tip...to the people that wrote those other comments about my town...that obviously arent from it. Respect above all is something you learn when from Woonsocket...something your parents didnt teach you.
Them boys from Woonsocket...you dont wanna do that.
Something you yell after you draw out a flush in Texas Hold 'Em when you know you're up against a tight player holding a set.
"Wooooonnnnnnsocket! Made the flush! Ray, how does that feel?"
A pleasant substitution word for cursing.
You are running late for a meeting and pass the exit. The next one is 4 miles away. "John you missed the exit, 'Woonsocket.'"
A skanky pill poppin whore from the cesspool city of Woonsocket, RI, typically has more tattoos than front teeth to speak of.
"Ah bro you won't believe the head Jenna gave me last night" "Jenna??? You know fucking girl has no teeth right?" "No way bruh, she has a shinin' stinkin' white front rack of them!" "Didn't it click to you that noBODY has that perfect teeth..." "Whatchu tryin to say she has dentures??? No friggin way!" "Dude, Jenna is a Woonsocket Rocket (sigh)."
When you give a guy a blowjob with Tabasco Sauce in your mouth. In Woonsocket (Northern Rhode Isand) a dynamite is a spicy sloppy joe on a torpedo bun.
Hey buddy, after we went to da Autumnfest, my girlfriend gave me a Woonsocket Dynamite while I was riding on the Sizzler.
The thick smell of burning shit in the air such as around the Municipal Incinerator in Woonsocket, Rhode Island.
Got a taste of that Woonsocket Breakfast when I stepped outside this morning, and I threw up immediately.
A city that have know for their bad taste and horrible food. A city that has nothing to do, where panhandlers on every corner, you have to go to another town to shop for groceries and to find work.
Let’s go to Woonsocket city ! For what ? There’s nothing to do there