A fork of Rural Dictionary
May be used to simply express that they find this person attractive, but is a short way of saying you would engage in sexual activity with said person; 'I would do things with them', emphasis is put on the 'I'. Often given as a response to "would you?" May be used comedically or by immature dickheads in public who think women are objects
"Damn see that girl there? Would you?" "Yeah mate, I would"
A phrase used by complete tossers who think they're a babe magnet:
Guy1: ah mate, shes so FIT Guy2: yeah mate, I would.. i'd bang her so hard Me: ummmm no you wouldn't; you're a prick
A phrase that shows you really want or are obsessed with something.
I would incinerate myself for 5 second (and be immediately put out after, of course) to go see this movie.
The standard answer to the question wouldya? It signifies the fact that one would chuck it in the girl in question.
Cuttie - "Hey, Sheldon... Wouldya?" Sheldon - "No man" Cuttie - "I would" Sheldon - "Dude, she's a total neen!!"
When a guy is texting or talking on the phone with his girl, and he askes her to go somewhere and 'hang out' with him (he's actually asking her on a date) and she says "I would like that" then you guys go out, and she stares at your lips. Well boy, its your chance to kiss your lucky ladie!
(Texting) Tommy: hey babe, wanna go to the movies and hangout? Jenny: I would like that..(: Tommy: alright see you there. (at the movies) Tommy: hey Jenny! Jenny: hey! *Jenny stares at Tommy's lips* Tommy: *kisses Jenny*
A phrasing technique originating in Palo Alto, California, which states an obscene preference to something the speaker wishes to avoid.
Chris: Hey, want to go to the unaccompanied sax concert? I hear the performer is pretty casj. Julian: I would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.