Country Dictionary

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waffel donkey

waffel donkey' someone that can tlak crap about noting and never shuts up

my mates a waffel donkey they keep chatin crap about shit i dont want to hear

by batmans cat October 14, 2009

blue waffel

A vagina that looks like more of a messy kebab,it stinks,also the vagina will squirt out some stenching gunj and will stain anything it touches

vagine,bluwaffel,blue waffel

by J DOT ON THE MIKE RIGHT NOW November 29, 2010

cgd..waffels

Cgd..waffels is the best! She creates alot of AMAZING videos she spends soo much time on them everyone should follow her she is talended ,amazing

Cgd..waffels is the best

by olivss <333333 December 29, 2021

twat waffel

the best word combo ever.
1)it can be used as a greeting

2)a way of describing someone annoying or you dont like

3) a member of EPMPLS (eat pussy minneapolis)

1)mark: travis you twat waffel whats up?!

2) dammit mike you little frecklenutted twat waffle shut the hell up

by Steffan ABney January 25, 2008

blue waffel

grossest thing of my life. I dies a little inside when I saw it...If someone ever asks you to look up a blue waffel...lests just say it has NOTHING to do with waffels...you will be foooooollled. nasty ew

another way of gooling you like *scary maze* for example: dude look up blue waffel! his friend: uhhhhhhm no man

by fuck biiitches get money January 03, 2011

Crotch Waffel

Vagina

i just went to the doctor to get my Crotch Waffel checked out.

by iFuck July 11, 2008

twat waffel

the lips of a vagina or so called "pussy".

i licked the shizzle out of a twat waffel with syrup,butter,and jelly mmmm mmm mmmm biatch

by johnSEX=POOP June 25, 2006