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1) A response to an awful story, bad joke, or unfunny comment.

2) In extreme cases can be used as a noun describing an incredibly unfunny human being.

1) (Zach says something stupid and unfunny)...pause..."WEEM"

2) Greg- "Oh my God, Quinn is such a weem"

Fun hating bitch with fake tits who doesn't like to fuck

That girl was a weems.

A vile, rat-like creature that will snitch on you anytime he/she feels like it. Origin: Randall Weems, a particularly nasty snitch from the animated series "Recess".

You know that Randall? He is such a Weems.

A pantywaist. A sissy. A mush wimp.

Donald is such a weem.

A person who is obsessed with internet memes, or is constantly quoting the latest viral video. They will typically live in their mom's basement and play MMOs. Also known as a meme whore.

"Who is your favorite Brony?"
"Dude, you are such a weem!"

(noun) A short, curved blade used by druidic peoples for harvesting and ritual sacrifice.

The dig site at K'el Kaerlyn yielded a host of important artifacts including spearheads, druidic jewelry, shards of pottery, and several weem tools.

Seems like

"weems like i'm gonna be late back tonight"