Country Dictionary

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welcome mat

ungangly, unkept pussy hair which is shocking at first sight. Usually sighted on beaches and pools creeping out from the sides of swimwear.

That bitch's welcome mat was so big when I pulled off her panties a pterodactyl flew out!!

by Fman68 October 31, 2006

welcome mat

A tattoo just above the pubic region and below the belly button. This may also be known as a reverse tramp stamp.

When she took her pants off I saw her welcome mat

by white picket April 09, 2011

un~welcome mat

It's what you put out by your door when you don't want any company. You take the welcome mat indoors.

I was feeling like shit so I put the un~welcome mat out & brought the regular welcome mat indoors.

by Starchylde May 24, 2016

Wisconsin Welcome Mat

The act of two females performing oral sex on a man, one on each side of the penis resulting in them kissing while sucking. Aka "Heaven"

Dude, last night, these two girls gave me the Wisconsin Welcome Mat. No waaaaaay!!! Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.

by Bolt Speeeeedman November 20, 2010

Welcome Mat

A stereotypical African American.

Ex.1 Even though the judge has sent him to jaill 5 times, that welcome mat wont pay his child support. Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat. Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.

by Taquecop May 04, 2008

purple welcome mat

when your assfucked so hard that your rectum swells up and turnes purple.

im horny, roll out the purple welcome mat.

by jason dye May 16, 2003

Georgia welcome mat

Leaving a steaming hot pile of shit by the front door, so whoever enters will either step in it or smear it all over the floor when opening the door.

I knew that bitch of an ex was coming to Joey's, so I left her a Georgia welcome mat.

by TomH January 13, 2008