A fork of Rural Dictionary
ungangly, unkept pussy hair which is shocking at first sight. Usually sighted on beaches and pools creeping out from the sides of swimwear.
That bitch's welcome mat was so big when I pulled off her panties a pterodactyl flew out!!
A tattoo just above the pubic region and below the belly button. This may also be known as a reverse tramp stamp.
When she took her pants off I saw her welcome mat
It's what you put out by your door when you don't want any company. You take the welcome mat indoors.
I was feeling like shit so I put the un~welcome mat out & brought the regular welcome mat indoors.
The act of two females performing oral sex on a man, one on each side of the penis resulting in them kissing while sucking. Aka "Heaven"
Dude, last night, these two girls gave me the Wisconsin Welcome Mat. No waaaaaay!!! Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.
A stereotypical African American.
Ex.1 Even though the judge has sent him to jaill 5 times, that welcome mat wont pay his child support. Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat. Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.
when your assfucked so hard that your rectum swells up and turnes purple.
im horny, roll out the purple welcome mat.
Leaving a steaming hot pile of shit by the front door, so whoever enters will either step in it or smear it all over the floor when opening the door.
I knew that bitch of an ex was coming to Joey's, so I left her a Georgia welcome mat.