A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone or something that could have utility but chooses not to.
This is from the idea that a blanket could be a wanted item, but is no longer wanted when wet.
Mike is a really fun guy but ever since he started dating Sarah he became a wet blanket.
that one triplet on My Super Sweet Sixteen they keep referring to
I don't wanna be a wet blanket anymore; that's why I'm dressing like a slut.
Tom stretch. The un-evolved form of "Dity Mop". Someone who is perpetually both greasy and emotionally smothering.
God I fucking hat that guy Tom Stretch. Who? Oh, you must mean Wet Blanket.
After having sex with a girl, you go into the bathroom and wipe the pussy juice off of your dick with a washcloth. When returning to the bedroom, you throw the washcloth on the girl's face. Thus giving her a wet blanket.
My girlfriend kept complaining how warm the room temperature was, so I shut her up by giving her a wet blanket.
Someone who soaks up cum instead of doing anything fun.
james didnt want to go the movies last night so he was being a wet blanket.
a noun used to describe a person, place or thing that is experiencing an overwhelming feeling of discomfort and disappointment.
Joe: "Did you see that Phillies game last night?"
Mary: "Yeah, what a mess! I couldn't believe the weather."
Joe: "I know, so disappointing. The whole city is a wet blanket now."