A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase that is obviously not true because I eat pussy all the time and still do not display any vaginal qualities.
You are what you eat, Barbara Streisand.
A great comeback when someone insults you. On a scientific level this works because the things we eat actually make up our bodies. But if you were called... for example... a pussy... you get the idea.
"You never do anything daring. You're such a pussy"
"Hey, you are what you eat."
Hannibal Lecter's personal motto.
A census taker tried to quantify me once. I promptly demonstrated to him that you are what you eat, Clarice. FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT ...,
A saying that is used when someone who eats pussy acts like what he eats. (substituting the noun pussy for the verb pussy).
Gangsta 1: You fronted that nigga 2 pounds because he was rolling deep.
Gangsta 2: It aint even like that.
Gangsta 3: You are what you eat. (as he cocks the desert eagle).
the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
An uncomplicated question to get people to talk.
It was first used by Marine in the summer of 2003 when he joined one of the elite guilds on Ragnarok Online. The people in the guild did not talk often, and being as talkative as he was, Marine broke the ice by asking everyone a simple question: What did you eat today?
It is a question that is easy to answer and concerns a topic that everyone can relate to (food); the perfect icebreaker.
In the summer of 2004:
Esperine: What did you eat today?
Alynia: I had pizza! o_o
Persona: Chicken D:
Verdande: Mmm.. noodles ;o
The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.
Frank: “You Pussy.”
Dave: “You are what you eat.”
Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.