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White Whale

adjective - the fatest white male at your high school during your junior or senior year and the fat kid is only one to two years younger than you.

Thar she blows! The white whale!

by obamapproved May 24, 2009

white whale

Something you obsess over to the point that it nearly or completely destroys you. An obsession that becomes your ultimate goal in life; one that your life now completely encircles and defines you.

Captain Ahab was so obsessed with killing Moby Dick (the white whale) that it in turn killed him.

The desire to be thin became her white whale. Through diet pills, starvation, vomiting, and obsessive exercise, she was determined to be skinny.

by Articulate Austinite December 28, 2010

white whale

A white whale is something you cant get ....like seeing a white whale would be rare. It would be seeing something you always wanted and you absolutely have to buy it. So when u get it, it's your white whale.

I have yet to find my white whale. It will be a great day when I do though.

by Cool Breez February 02, 2005

White Whaling

A sexual act wherein a large female is first of all "beached" by pushing her onto the floor and then subsequently is either pissed on (AKA Yellow whaling). More commonly the male finds a suitable orifice to fill with semen and strikes the female in such a way that the semen is ejected resembling a "blowhole".

Yo Mon, that bird last night sucked my pipe then I engaged in white whaling with her!!! rofl

by jamboco September 28, 2011

white whale

When one's nude buttocks breach the surface of the water, allowing a discharge of stale poo gas to be expelled in a spray of fine mist.

While swimming with friends, explain the legend of the mysterious white whale that is rumoured to live at the bottom of the lake. Dive down in search of the beast, wait 10 sec., execute the manoeuvre described above

by The Hawk August 25, 2005

white whale

a slang term for a large white female. commonly used by young men but also other groups.

duuude! that guy is dating a white whale. what a chubby chaser.

by jimjam87 July 01, 2010

white whale

When you are face fucking a chick, pull out after you fill their mouth with semen, then proceed to slap both of their cheeks at the same time yielding the same appearance of a whale surfacing for air.

If you can't figure it out from the definition of white whale then you are too fucking stupid.

by Wayne Sucks July 07, 2009