A fork of Rural Dictionary
a drug cocktail in joint form consisting of, weed, angel dust, E, clorox, cocaine, and a few other choice ingredients.
dude 1:here have some of this jeffery man Dude 2: ok, *cough cough* dude 1:i think im having a heart attack! dude 2:you need to calm down! here touch this furry wall. dude 3: hahaha thats the thing about a jeffery, it goes away....then it comes BACK AGAIN BWAHAHAHAH.
A super joint concoction including: • Weed mostly • Opium • Heroin • Crushed up E • Clorox • Morphine • Some of it's unidentifiable • And a bit of Angel dust
When the world slips you a Jeffery, stroke a furry wall.
the kind of guy to be cute and cuddly when he's drunk, but when he's sober he's a bastard that will never follow you back on twitter.
"don't be a jeffery right now" "you're a fucking jeffery"
A person who is super accident prone, so if you have any expensive things, and a Jeffery in your house, keep them both locked up.
Wait... Jeffery is coming over... crap...
A romantic loose end that will negatively impact future relationships. A social satellite that could re-enter your orbit as a dangerous asteroid at any moment.
So I was on a date, and that girl I had that awkward fling with was the bartender at the bar. She's such a Jeffery.