A fork of Rural Dictionary
a man with a penis so large it was made for the tyranosauraus rex to get pounded by
oh my that's a big Willie
A guy that likes to cheat on EVERY girlfriend he has. One week he'll be dating one person, then cheats on her. dates her. then cheats on her. and so on. its sad. pretty much everyone wants to hit him square in the jaw, but its not really worth the time and effort.
person 1 : are you and michelle still together? person 2 : naw, i moved on to linda. person 1 : dude, you're such a willie.
n a skill in any sport that is highly embarrassing when done ; an embarrassing moment in soccer/football
" Dude, I just had a Willie" or " Don't fall down and do a Willie"
When we hear the name Willie we usually think of bikers, guitar players, and flaccid penises, but this particular type are fat, stinky, lazy bastards who don't know how to shower. And could be bikers, guitar players, and flaccid penises. They tend to look butch, but are actually guys. They usually look like the redneck, tow truckin', cracker type. And when eating they sweat like pigs and throw back a couple days worth of groceries in one setting...DAMN! You might find him greedy with money and possessions...even people. They can put on a good act of being friendly, then stab you in the back and steal your shit. They tend to be attracted to defeated women too. Desperate Ladies beware!
"Eew! Don't look, but there's a Willie staring at you." "Girl...I think that you're being stalked by a Willie." "OMG! That's one of those nasty ass Willies!"