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wizards sleeve

A baggy fanny (may have an echo). usually showing signs of age and wear,in to which your wand fits, easily, but is far from a magical experience. # is akin to throwing a sausage down the Channel tunnel # See bucket fanny

why that slag of mine has such a large wizards sleeve she cant fit the sagging mess of a minge skin and piss flap in her pants so it hangs and whistles when she walks, leaving a smell of decomposing fish downwind

by chap your lady October 25, 2003

wizard sleeves

Curiously large and therefore flappy, vagina lips.

"That bird last night was equipped with some monstrous wizard sleeves!" Friend 1 - "What was her minge like?" Mentally Scarred Friend - "Her pish flaps were huge!" Friend 2 - "Wizard sleeves!"

by Gr8 October 12, 2007

wizard's sleeve

n. similie. A huge twat, akin to Gandalf's cloak in lord of the ring's, from which one could feasibly magically produce a rabbit, a deck of cards and make the empire state building dissapear. See also clown's pocket, welly top

"I nearly lost my head in her wizard's sleeve"

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

Wizards Sleeve

Term for a rather slack vagina. (After childbirth, lots of sexual partners etc)

I went out with this chick and she was great but she had a pussy like a Wizards Sleeve.

by Tartan terrorist November 14, 2005

wizard's sleeves

Large, flappy vaginal lips. Look like a Wizard's sleeves

That ho's wizard's sleeves were dangling down by her ankles, dude!

by peeb June 29, 2006

Wizard Sleeve

A vagina with hanging labia. Many Felmales have it and if you do you shouldn't feel self conscience about it because it's completely normal. And all the people writing that its disgusting on here should feel ashamed of themselves because They're probably just making completely normal people feel shit about themselves. if you have written on here that its bad then look up cunt to find out what you are.

An example of some one with a wizard sleeve is probably some one you know and like.

by my names already used July 14, 2008

wizard's sleeve

used in reference to the female opening which through the ravages of time or perhaps overuse, has acquired the dimensions of a sorcerer's garment

First man: she looks a bit rough Second; yeah, and a hole like a wizard's sleeve too

by Dawn Zulu February 07, 2011