A fork of Rural Dictionary
Woobied''-is a technical term for having your mind expanded against your will.
In Bigfootery it's having a Sasquatch or Bigfoot startle you unexpectedly. A random encounter, if it vocalizes or makes aggressive behaviors that's definately being ''woobied''.
Applies to researchers expecting it, but definately to people who don't believe in Bigfoot.
A woobie is a person who puts there hoodie over their knees and tightens there hoodie strings then runs around in a pack of other woobie. A pack of woobie is called a wooble. There is also a leader woobie called the woobobie.
Person 1: is that a woobie?
Person 2: no! That’s a whole wooble!
Person 1: run for your life!!!
Wooble: SCREEEEEEAAAAAACCCHHHH.
(noun) Security blanket, teddy bear, or any physical item (for children) or emotional feeling (for adults) that gives you that safe, fuzzy, warm aura.
Little Billy is just so Goddamn cranky without his wooby.
Woobies is the feeling when you are so happy you squeeze your body tight and squeal EEEK, it happens when you see a puppy or something cute.
When I finally felt the position in bed where I was comfortable I had the woobies