A fork of Rural Dictionary
v. To steal or capture a girl's heart
Someone who woodchips is called a woodchipper or wood chipper
Jo: "So did you succeed in woodchipping Anna?"
Tom: "No, she's so hard to woodchip!"
The lovely art of disturbing a "Plank" attempt. Usually performed by the photographer or another friend present for the planking effort. Once the person assumes the pose, the "Woodchipper" intercedes, providing some sort of direct or indirect contact, breaking the pose.
This may include, but is most certainly not limited to: Using any body part or object to strike the Planker in the body directly; or make contact with the object(s) the person is Planking on, causing them to fail in a most epic fashion.
Woodchipping: The act
Woodchipper: The enforcer
Woodchipee: The victim(s)
Woodchipped: Past tense
Note: This is probably illegal and could potentially really hurt someone, but they are Plankers, so its cool.
** Example 1 **
Jerry: Bro, did you hear what happened to Adam?
Chris: Yeah, he was Planking in the shop last night and his roommate Woodchipped the shit out of him.
Jerry: Word? How so?
Chris: He broke a 2x4 over his ear.
Adam: What?
Chris: I said Mike broke a 2x4 over your ear.
Adam: What?
** Example 2 **
Kate: OMG, we had, like, a sleepover at Angie's, and Angie was Planking on some, like, folding chairs, and like Anna kicked out the chair. Like, total FAIL.
Amy: WTF? OMG!
Kate: Like, ya. TOTAL WOODCHIP JOB
v. To "plow through" staff resources, essentially whittling them down until there's nothing left but a pile of mulch.
"Looks like bossman woodchipped another project manager - gone in less than 3 months, time to call the recruiters again for the next victim"
To be drunk or stoned in a place surrounded by woodchips; most likely a playground.
"Dude, I just fell off the swing. I'm so woodchipped..."
An incredibly good smell.
Originated from the word "woodchip" which has the characteristics of being incredibly lovely.
The smell of this rose is a woodchip breath.
A kiss of true love.
Not an "oh it's time to take a picture -- let's fake romance!" kiss or an overly dramatic kiss that there is no reason for.
A woodchip kiss is rare (it often occurs only once in a lifetime). But it can often make a lifetime. It can often make life worth living.
Woodchip Kiss:
He pulled her into his arms and held her close. Gently, his fingers brushed her rosy cheek. His eyes gazed into hers, filled with warmth.
"I love you. I always have and always will" he said, and his lips met hers.