Country Dictionary

When the dick enters the puss with force and she screams YARF will a terrible yelling sound. A properly done yarf will cause immense pain and damage to the puss.

On our 3rd date, we started but she yarfed and now she won't talk to me

A combination of yakking and barfing.

"That sushi must've been bad, because I feel like yarfing now."

When something is so boring and makes you want to barf at the same time. Thus you say yarf, when something makes you yawn and barf at same time.

That book was so lame it made me want to yarf.

To yawn and barf at the same time.

This shit is so boring, I couldn't stop myself from yarfing.

"yarf" is an new uprising msn slang word that is tipped to overtake the usuage of "lol". It means "you are really funny".

Steve says:
Yo mama is so ugly, when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

I say:
yarf

Yarf is a racial slur especially offensive to lightskins

He has a white mom..?? What a yarf

What Blart does when he gets really really drunk.

Yarf! (imagine the echo of the bathroom tile)