A fork of Rural Dictionary
(1) Racial slur for a Jew
(2) Also a word for a Tottenham (Spurs) supporter because the Tottenham area in North London has a large population of jews
Example 1: Hey, this Yid broke my phone!
Example 2: Don't just trust a Yid.
These definitions weren't intended to make fun of anyone.
A yid is an annoying, short-arsed git, and they generally walk around with their chest puffed out and speaking in an irritating form of the English accent. They usually barrack for shit English soccer teams.
They may occasionally go on local soccer forums, telling people to stop bitching about flares at soccer games, when they're only about 5'2" themselves... This (among many other things) often causes people to wonder why THEY of all people would bring up terms like "bitch" in the first place....
(When people see a yid, this common discussion usually ensues...)
Gooner: Hey, look over there, lads... a yid!
Twiggy: Wanker
Lofty: Naht
Danish: Yiddo bastard...
Bruiser: Hahaha!