Country Dictionary

these days in Ireland, a Yoke refers to almost *anything*

"how do you get this feckin yoke to work?" - computer
"pass me that yoke" - pencil
"this yoke is feckin broken!" - DVD player
etc

someone who is muscular.

"Dang! That dude is straight yoked."

Dublin slang for an Ecstacy tablet.

How much for a yoke?

1. Thing, as in, the yoke over there.

2. Ecstasy tablets

"That fucking thing, the fucking whatchamacallit, the yoke!"

"I took a few yokes and was off me chops for the whole night"

See also off chops

to be well built; having a high level of muscle definition; ripped; cut; sinewy; etc.

"Aye bro we about fight this fool, you in or wat?"
"HEEEEELLL NO that nigga hella yoked!"

A term commonly used by the inbred farming community in Mid Ulster especially around Magherafelt/Cookstown which refers to a car or basically anything that they cannot describe accurately.

Thon's some yoke.... roughly translates as That is a very nice car you have.

Agricultural Tractor

Fair Yoke, Nice tractor