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When your penis is really moist and soft

He has yogurt

A variety of Cum which usually tastes a bit sour and is very clumpy - usually due to prior prolonged time of no sexual activity

Daaaamn nigga that cum is yogurt, i cant get it out of my teeth

DEFINITION: A mixture of resin/hash in a yogurt good alternate from hash cakes. WARNING: If the yogurt is made correctly it will paralyze you for at least two nights and one day, make sure you dont have to be anywhere for a minimum of 68hours. RECIPE: Get a teaspoon of oil, heat it up until the oil bubbles then put in about 20th of an oz of resin (or hash if your a dirty chav). It should dissolve completely then mix it with the yogurt (has to be a fruity yogurt or vanilla if your into that kinda thing) then put it in the fridge for about ten minutes. Then munch. Be prepared, it creeps up on you.

dude: 'yogurt? what that?' jess: 'yogurt?!?!? NOOOOO!! the yogurt destroyed me!!'

To be surrounded by people saying "Yo". "Yo" + girt = yogurt

I was all tryna hear this Frederic Jameson lecture about late capitalism and shit and these bols was all sayin' 'yo' to each other and I ain' hear shit 'cause I was all 'yogurt', nah mean?

CREAMY WHITE STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF MY SNAKES ASS

"Fuck whats up with your snake"??-Lily "Oh its making yogurt."-Katie

a white person that tries to act black. Also known as a "yogurt colored oreo"

I saw some yogurts today in a ghetto cruiser listening to that pot smokin rap music.

a very healthy thing. tastes good with the crunchy stuff! everyone should eat yogurt

ahh I don't have anything good to eat that's not fattening... -eat yogurt!