A fork of Rural Dictionary
Name for the alter ego of your drunk friend. She loves port by the fire and Harry potter erotica dreams. Keep your friends close but keep Yolanda closer. Avada tequila!
After Rachel's 9th shot of tequila she turned in to Yolanda, and the real party officially began.
A four piece wing fried hard with extra lemon pepper, and mild sauce on the side.
Can I get a Yolanda....extra clap.
I could do with a hug I could do with an arm supporting me while i work out something new I could do with a smile I could do with a kiss empowering me while i struggle to find a way Im not stone and Im not sand I was given a heart and I was given two hands so while i work it out walk this path that all must walk I could do with a soul to bear whats ahead to make it more fun nobody wants to grow old alone everybody could do with a soul
Yolanda, 17, GCSE student, Wigan
sexiest lady alive. breathe taking and very easy;) she’ll let you slap that dick all over her face on the first date. yolanda is usually tall with nice, long, tan, silky legs. the type of legs all guys would want to slide there hands up. boys, if you snatch a yolanda don’t let her go.
girl 1: i wish i could slide my hands up those legs girl 2: that’s a yolanda
A beautiful, touchy, and funny girl. An Aquarius, and boy have you seen this girl dance. Has a lot of opinions on people mostly good, DON'T get on her bad side trust me she can roast you to ashes. She likes when people nickname her/call her Yoyo. If you have a Yolanda in your life treat her like a queen and I can bet you she'll return the favour.
Guy #1: Who's that dancer? Guy #2: That's Yolanda, she's amazing isn't she? Guy #1: Hell yea!