A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most insane, most mad, most versatile insult every created by man. It can be used in any sentence and is the most painful thing to ever hear anyone say to you. If someone says this at the perfect moment, it is said that the receiver will immediately die from cardiac arrest.
Guy 1: Bro you are so overweight, you need to work out, and you gotta brush your teeth your breath is disgusting. Dude, I'm really worried about you, you're addicted to crack, and heroin, I want you to get better- Guy 2: Your mom gay *Guy 1 dies*
A witty comeback with such magnitude that when applied to some unsuspecting noob they can do nothing except melt or disintegrate like the Nazis at the end if Indiana Jones. Can occasionally be countered by a veciforous "no u."
Craig: yo bitch youre a stupid idiot. Kevin: hey man that's not cool Craig: no seriously bitch you can't even do math Kevin: oh yea, well... YOUR MOM GAY!!!! Craig: NO UUUUU!!!!! Kevin: hdjeofjsvsifeknendkrkfndbsksnfn Alternate universe: Craig: yo bitch youre a stupid idiot. Kevin: hey man that's not cool Craig: no seriously bitch you can't even do math Kevin: oh yea, well... YOUR MOM GAY!!!! Craig: beiaofjrbskdbjdksksbuebsmsh
The ultimate insult in which you will catch the big gae if you do not retaliate quickly with a "no u." If you happen to catch the big gae you could spontaneity combust and you will go directly to hell. Also, your family will take your virginity So please do remember to retaliate with "no u" if ever told that your mom gay or else your family could eat your penis
Person 1: Your mom gay Person 2: no u Person 3: Both u mom gay Person 1 and 2: *Parents suck penis* *God throws them through stair way tioheaven directly to hell* *Dies*
Mark:"you suck at this game" Felix:"your mom gay" Mark :"no u"
Person: you suck at life Person 2: oh yea Person: yea Person 2: well, YOUR MOM GAY Person: dies*
this is deadass the worst insult you could ever use against someone. any time it is used it will automatically end their career in one strike.
Jeff: hello sir CEO: get out of my office Jeff: your mom gay CEO: *dies*