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Zinger

A 50/50 mix of cheap vodka and mountain dew in a common plastic water bottle. Classy, effective, and reusable.

Tony: "Bro we forgot to pregame for the party! I'm wicked sober!" Matt: "It's ok bro, have a Zinger and you'll be all set"

by ToasterBurrito May 15, 2019

Zinger

A complete and utter scrub who thinks he is kool but is really not. Everyone knows zinger means chicken. Zinger is also a cheeky scrublord who boosted his own Ebay account. gg I deserve challenjour.

Jeez that guy is a total zinger Wait you mean the type of Chicken ? Indeed I do. Phegit

by Iordank May 13, 2015

Zinger

While receiving a Blumpkin. When you leave a frosting on the turd in the toilet.

by Stripes December 20, 2002

Zinger

A small joint.

lets smoke a little zinger? Adam: how much we got? Tim: Enough for a zinger....

by Timothy-Traddle October 09, 2011

Zinger

A female orgasm had only in the shower, in which a woman lies on her back and uses the falling water in conjunction with a vibrator. If the vibrator is dropped it's sound is often embarrassingly audible to others in the house. Origin: So named for the distinctive zinggggggg sound a dropped vibrator makes on the shower floor

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night, my mom was in the shower and then I heard it... I'm pretty sure she was rubbing out a Zinger

by P. Log Pyle September 14, 2010

Zinger

A snowball with urine, pebbles, and dirt mixed in to it. It's first appearance was on Snow Days. This snowball was only a prototype in the movie where pee was mixed with snow. The Zinger later evolved to what it is today.

I totally slammed you with that Zinger and now you smell like piss and shit.

by Dr. Deejay Narnar January 14, 2011

Zinger

An instant sensation in your clit when you feel turned on. This could be through sexting, porn or the real deal standing right in front of you. Your clit will throb telling you it wants more.

Catalina gave me a zinger last night when she sent me a text saying she wanted to fuck me.

by Maxwell Smith Allen III January 16, 2020