A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of putting a ziplog bag over your finger and fingering your ass or someone else's ass. The ziplog bag is used so your finger doesn't smell like ass.
My friend and I were having phone sex last night and he totally ziplocked himself while I was talking to him.
when a person farts in a ziplock baggy, and stores it to puff the fart in an others face
dude I am totally going to ziplock fart on you when your not expecting it
A pussy where the inner labia is hidden by the outer labia.
Hey Lisa's pussy is real tight, it looks like a ziplock bag.
When a dude's dick is small to fit a magnum condom but he puts a magnum condom on anyway. He has sex with you and it feels like you are getting rammed by a ziplock.
Girl he had ziplock dick I couldnt feel shit!
A black person. When locking hiself/herself in a room, masturbates until smells very bad.
woo, that guy's a ziplock nigga
agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs
G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock