A fork of Rural Dictionary
A derogatory term used for referencing any Brigham Young University sports team fan. The term can also extend to refer to a current or past student of BYU. Zoob is the shortened form of the word zoobie.
Did you see that Zoob cry after the University of Utah beat them for the 4th straight year?
The penis of a dog, especially that of a large breed.
The Rottweiler sprawled on the lawn, sated with fresh hamburger and nonchalently licking his zoob, while the burglar edged toward the open window.
n. A tard. Most commonly applied to people who are actually mentally retarded, but can be used to insult almost anyone.
"I walked into the bathroom at school the other day and there was a zoob jerking off into the urinal. That shit freaked me out!"
"Jerry got so drunk last night he gave himself brain damage. So he's like, a zoob now."
The act of trying to walk by someone who is coming toward you, but failing
A typical zoobing situation works like this
-Person A is walking toward person B
-Person B is walking toward person A
-Person A moves to his right to avoid Person B
-Person B moves to his left to avoid Person A
-They switch off as many times as necessary until passing is achieved
-Dude, I just had an intense round of zoobing! I had 10 zoobs before he moved over!!
-10 zoobs!?!?! NO WAY!!
Only refers to the game known as "runescape." It means that someone who has the word zezima in their name some where. Or they just sit their and talk about zezima and how great he his. Also they say zezima is their main.
"Your a zoob zezima13462."