A fork of Rural Dictionary
By far the greatest movie ever made! if there is anyone out there that disagrees they are obviouly mentaly retarted, that or they are one of thoes people who puts down every movie because they are gay!
“If I have a day off I’ll spend four to nine hours in front of the mirror, trying just a tilt of the head or a furrow of my eyelash. I mean my body, my face are my tools.” “To me it’s all about working hard, having fun, and...then like, working really hard some more... but then having some more fun...” “This phone is my lifeline. It’s as much a part of me as my blood, or my spleen or my toes.” -Derek Zoolander
Only the most hillairious movie ever. OMFG!!!! So funny!! If you don't like it, your too serious!! Just RELAX and watch it for pure entertainment! :)
"So I became...bulemic" Pause "You can read minds?"
A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Le Tigra, Blue Steel, or Magnum).
J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.
A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Blue Steel or Magnum).
J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.
when people die in a freak gasoline fight accident on a trip to get orange mocha frappaccinos
Shit, we were on our way to get orange mocha frappaccinos but we blewup instead. We were totally Zoolandered.