Country Dictionary

another word for the male testicles.

Brandon: Damn that Sebastion! He just blew the spread with that miss...I want to kick him squarely in the figs!
Chris: Yea, in the figs. That would be cool.

1. An exclamation of mild annoyance to a situation that was not expected.

2. A Fruit

1. Oh figs, I left the cat in the oven.

2. I really fancy a couple of figs right now.

"Female Identified Gay" A woman who identifies as a gay man and is not trans. A woman who is a gay man on the inside.

"Oh my God, look at that girl over there. She's such a FIG!"

FIGS, or "Freshman Idiot Guy Syndrome," refers to the tendency of freshman guys to approach girls under the guise that they are interested in them, but later admit that they would rather have random, meaningless hook-ups than relationships with substance. Idiots. (note: FIGS can be used both to describe the syndrome and the guys suffering from the syndrome).

I'm so sick of all these FIGS that are so desperate to hook-up that they'll fuck anything that moves.

Another term for fag or faggot; used to hate on any person looking, acting, or being accused of being a homosexual.

Noah your such a fig.

When Person #1 shoves a peeled ginger root up Person #2’s anus. This causes pain

Danny loves to do figging with Annie because it serves as a good punishment

short form of "figures"

a single word expression meant for commenting on a regular occurance, or behavior that is so predictable it's getting funny and/or exasperating.

my mom: I just heard on the news that Britney Spears is pregnant again.
Me: FIGS!

my boyfriend: Wanna do it?
Me: FIIIIIGS!!!!

Me: i'm hungry.... figs.