A fork of Rural Dictionary
A substitute for the word "bitch", typically used in front of elders such as grandparents, parents, etc., as well as young children.
"Dude, your girlfriend is a major grinch. You need to drop her."
A frown, but with an added level of frustration.
Yvonne: "Hey Fred, I was just thinking about how funny it is that there's no word for the opposite of a smile."
Fred: "Well, Yvonne, I think the opposite of a smile is a frown."
Yvonne: "I guess that's true, but why isn't there a specific word for it? Maybe we should make up a word."
Fred: "Yeah, let's call it a 'grinche'. It's like a frown, but with an added level of frustration."
Yvonne: "That's perfect. 'Grinche' it is."
Grinch (which is a hairy creature) is a word used to describe a hairy/swetty/smelly vagina.
Her Grinch vaginacuntbeavermuffmingetwat smelt like a fish counter on a hot day.
You and your girlfriend/boyfriend break into someone's house on Christmas Eve, have sex under the tree, then steal all their presents.
"What'd you guys do for Christmas?"
"Well we were horny AND poor so we decided to give the rich people up the street The Grinch.
A green hairy looking dude who has yellow eyes and is very mysterious.
the grinch: bahumbug