A fork of Rural Dictionary
The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.
"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.
A contest in which two men must stare at each other while fapping. The first man to look away or cum loses. Blinking is safe.
“John, I challenge you to a jerk-off.”
“Alright, Jack. Where? When?”
“6:00a.m. this Saturday. The lot back behind the Giant.”
When a guy rubs the shit out of his dick until a sticky white liquid comes out.
I need to go jerk off like I am while I write this definition.
To masturbate; to play with oneself until you start to feel tingly.
I went to jerk-off in your face!
something that you don't do at someone else's house
OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!