A fork of Rural Dictionary
Makes you feel like the luckiest girl ever, he'll give the best most meaningful hugs, that all girls want. Very funny, but cute and insecure. He just needs a special someone to remind him that he matters and that someone truly loves him. Love you Jonnie:)
Me: Hey Jonnie, love you Jonnie: Love you too!! *hugs* Jonathan is the best guy you'll ever meet!!
An extremely attractive person know to have muscles and guns. The creator of the pork chop o stick's name was Jonathan Martin. Jonathan derives from the names jo and nathan when they had word intercourse and had a baby named jonathan. Jonathan is the name of the world's most interesting man. Jonathan ca be called John and nathan.
Girls- wow jonathan nice abs Jonathan- what my eight pack naaah.
1. A boy which a girl spots and instantly is attracted to. She has no intention to speak to him but will gladly stalk him via all means possible. This includes staring at, searching on Facebook and locating in the White Pages. They are prone to not wearing socks.
Girl: Wow, he is so cute! Friend: Why don't you go talk to him? Girl: No, it's not like that! He's a Jonathan. I'll look him up on Facebook instead.
(adj): when generic or store bought ice-cream has accumulated freezer burn
Emily refused the Turkeyhill icecream because it was jonathaned.
kind of a player, but a total chick magnet. the one whom i love to death and pray that one day he'll want only me and and there will be no one for me to compete with. so hot and sexy and has the cutest smile:)...is so sweet and an amazing kisser.
me: the only person ill ever love is you jonathan: ill love you forever and always<3