A fork of Rural Dictionary
A big fat cock and balls
I stuck my Big Long Schlong in her asshole
Hey bro did you see Jeremy's big long shlong in the locker room the other day?
It was almost as big as uncle Eddy!
A man or woman with the name Logan who has a massive penis
Phallon: logan has a Logan Long Schlong
Logan: yes
A phrase that could be used to convey how massive my dick would be if it existed, I'm jzut saying I would be packing. Forget my height for a while okay
God its basically a third leg
What is
My foot-long schlong
Ha it is, with how long ur legs are
A funny way to say someone has a large penis that dangles.
"Dude, That dude has a Long schlong ding dong"
When you have sexual intercourse as a farewell gesture
“Oh, your leaving tomorrow? I guess I’m going to have to give you some So Long Schlong!”
When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.
I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.