A fork of Rural Dictionary
Blonde haire blue eyed BB gun craving ass-clown from movie A Christmas Story
You'll shoot your eye out Ralphie
Having your girlfriend or wife fuck you in the ass with a dildo while telling you to "take it bitch.". A la Ralphie in the Sopranos.
Alice like to Ralphie her boyfriend when he asked for it.
A hand guesture given when benny's cut you off while driving with your thumb placed underneath your other fingers but all tips of fingers touching.
"That benny cut me off so I gave him the ralphie!"
see "jangler". intent on maintaining bevy of at least 3 beautiful babies who he "really connects with and isn't in love with", and who are on no account to be slutted by others with bigger t-shirts than his tuna-reared self.
ralphie man, you're fucked...