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JORGED

Jorged -the deleting of a friend or family member from any social network after giving good advice.

I told my friend that It was dumb to walk close to a cliff blind folded and the he JORGED me out of facebook.

by edgar allen poe 77 June 06, 2011

Jorge

HOTTEst guy ever

Jorge my boobs r very heavy, can u hold them for me??

by brookesmainhoehannibal June 01, 2016

Jorge

An amazing person , not too sexy but very cute & an attractive guy . He's good at sex & knows how to treat his lady in and out of bed. Jorge is often an outgoing person , gets what he wants but not too shy. Jorge is a keeper

Jorge is amazing

by Saudra January 23, 2016

Jorge

A guy who trys to hard for love
Loves to have sex
Artistic
Half demon half angel

Being a Jorge is hard

by Aristojay April 04, 2016

Jorge

A Jorge is someone who looks at his birth certificate wondering which parent managed to get it to say he was born in Oregon. He is a great swimmer, and light on his feet. Someone named Jorge will always radiate confidence, and wear showy tank tops because he likes the attention.

Sometimes Jorge gets angry; he was the inspiration behind the cloverfield monster, a being from across the sea that swims ashore and ravages everything. He can only be beaten by large doses of alcohol and short Eastern European women.

A Jorge is many things, and all of them are funny. He keeps his intelligence a secret, but he likes to blab. His maturity level ages in the same direction as Benjamin Button.

A Jorge is a key, he only fits one lock and only one lock is opened by him. He is a man loved unconditionally and the one for whom I wake each day inspired to make him smile.

I hope to marry a Jorge.

J.C.: "Roscoe, do you know how we got these ants??"

Roscoe: "Jorge. That's how you get ants."

by Dairy-Maid November 10, 2013

Jorge

The most loyal, handsome man to know. Loves his family deeply, and tries his best with everything. Has patience at times. A total sweetheart with a heart-melting smile.

That's Jorge, isn't he amazing?

by Kies May 08, 2018

Jorge

Jorge is an awesome guy he is passionate,loving caring and cool to be around he might be shy but a good guy.

Jorge

by aczsdwiopqrpaw February 08, 2010