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Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

by Chuck July 17, 2014

Low Hanging Fruit

Expression used by proctologists to describe severe cases of external hemorrhoids.

The doctor remarked to his colleague, "I’d never seen so many low hanging fruit. I called the surgeon immediately and made an appointment for my patient."

by PJ Anderson May 28, 2008

low-hanging fruit

A Male With low-hanging fruit (Nuts, Balls, Testes, Etc..)

Boy He Has Some low-hanging fruit

by KingSparta July 11, 2008

Low-Hanging Fruit

Someone who is currently straight but would take the least effort to turn gay.

Your easiest target is Andrew; he's definitely the low-hanging fruit.

by fdsa321 June 02, 2009

low-hanging fruit

In Gaming lingo: options that just didn't make the gold disc sent to the publisher and were finished between the gold phase and the retail release date. Therefore they usually get added in the first patch of a game (which is usually released very close or even before the retail release date).

The new druid spells in NWN2's first patch are definately low-hanging fruit.

by Sneltrekker November 04, 2006

low-hanging fruit

Describes a buxom gal's "melons" dat are fairly "loose 'n' limp" instead of being tautly-firm and perky, and so they droop down and wobble around whenever she bends over.

During our intimacy-sessions in bed, I love asking Tiffany to go down on all fours and position her torso overtop of me so dat I can reach up and savor her low-hanging fruit.

by QuacksO March 31, 2021