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little fags who clog up the goddamn skateparks. Little bitches
Those scooterers sure are fags.
Proper noun. The Muppet who usually handled the guests for the Muppet Show.
Superstar guest: "Scooter, do you realize you have me set to sing with 3 giant seals?" Scooter: "I'm sorry but the other quartet member was sick!"
mostly misunderstood. the scooter is like a small motorcycle. cc ranges from 50cc-150cc+. though labled as "gay", "retarted" or flat out "dumb" it is the single most useful two wheeled transport ever made. also can be modified to out run any sport motorcycle such as the suzuki hybuasa which does 0-60 in about 3 seconds. a proberly tuned scooter can do this in 3 seconds however saves time by not needed to shift gears so it is very possable.
scot: that "scooter" is so gay get a real bike. alan: that "scooter" you call gay is faster than your busted up honda cbx, jerk.
NOUN 1. (as a unit of time) 20 seconds 2. (as a unit of length) approximately a fun sized candy bar
1. (time) I'll be back in a few scooters : equal to 1 minute 2. (length) I'd say that pigeon has a wingspan of about 6 scooters