A fork of Rural Dictionary
(v.) flirting or getting hit on by a person fifteen or more years, one's senior. In reference to a female, aarping around. In reference to a male, aarping it up. The former carries a negative connotation.
Girl, why do grown old men keep trying to buy you drinks and get your number at the club? Quit aarping around! Dude, I know you think your English teacher is hot, but quit aarping it up!
The loud belches that old people tend to make involuntarily.
That Pot Roast sure was good... ...AARP!
An acronym for African American Retirement Planning. Sometimes used as a verb. The practice of filing a (possibly specious but nonetheless prosecutable) discrimination suit against one's employer in order to pocket a hefty settlement.
Did you hear about Tennie Pierce? Dude got awarded $1.6 million dollars for some firehouse prank. LAFD just got AARPed.
An old ass person, who usually like to bitch about stuff like: not enough handicapped parking at Old Country Buffet, prescription drug prices, and how good the "Good Old Days" were.
"Damn, that bitch with the cane is AARP."