A fork of Rural Dictionary
NOUN: AGR, pronounced (fag-are). DEFINITION: The only ag related fraternity that loves their cattle so much that they are willing to slam a menstruating 200 pound sigma cattle at all costs.
USE IN SENTENCE: "Dude is that fat chick on her period?"
..."yeah, I think so and that AGR is totally trying to roofie her"
..."Dude thats disgusting, good thing Im rushing FarmHouse."
Automatic Girlfriend Response. When a boyfriend/girlfriend says something to their girlfriend that may sound shady but is completely normal and the girlfriend thinks they are doing something horrible (cheating, hiding something, etc)..
Sean: I'm going to take my phone with me.
Lena: Why?
Sean: Just in case.
Lena: (AGR) Oh my God! Why so I don't look through it?! Are you cheating on me?! (texts best friend: Girl I think Sean is hiding something! He took his phone with him)
Best friend: (texts back: Nah girl you just prob having an AGR. Calm down.)
VERB: pronounced(fag-are) DEFINITION multiple:1) to fornicate with a girl under the age of 14 (jail bate).
house moto; ("old enough to read, old enough to breed.")
2) to roofie helpless young, unsuspecting ladies to which they lure with parties and deceitful lies
1) Guy talking to girl: "Come to our party, dont worry, we wont AGR you."
2) One creeper to another: "That girl has to be in highschool, lets AGR her ;)"
Other creeper to the next: "Okay, Im down... as they say old enough to read, old enough to breed."
a word that is used to sum up what someone else is saying when you agree
person 1 "This teacher needs to shut up"
person 2"agreed"
Pre-emptive acknowledgement of something that may or may not have been agreed.
1> Used in an attempt to pre-empt further discussion by assuming agreement.
2> Used to reinforce agreement when it is mutually assumed.
3> Used as a greeting to imply the discussion or meeting occurance was previously agreed upon.
1> "Meet at Westbahnhof as agreed" - When you are at Westbahnhof and want your friends to come without discussion.
2> "So should I come around to your house as agreed?"
"Yeah man, as agreed!"
3> "As agreed bro, how have you been?"
A short way of affirming what someone else is saying, especially when they are listing or ranting.
"We need more people at this party. I think inviting John, Paul, Pierre and Perry will liven up the vibes."
"Agree"