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Airlock

When two people press their butts together so that their anuses form an air-tight seal, allowing for the transfer of poop and/or furry rodents.

Jill and Josie wanted to poop back and forth forever so they dropped trow and formed an airlock.

by Ducks3562 April 21, 2020

Airlock

To use ones scrotum and stretch it over the face of a male or female and cut off the air supply to the nose and mouth.

She said she wanted to lick my balls so I stretched my sack over her face and airlocked her.

by bsipe July 30, 2009

Airlocked

An unfortunate phenomenon encountered by men at a public urinal in which it is not possible to pee until the 'airlock' is released by letting out a fart.

This effect and it's negative consequences are often compounded by being in an office environment where letting a big one rip simply isn't an option.

"Greg from HR walked in just as I was about to start pissing, I was so airlocked I had to zip up and go"

by Johnroofs September 22, 2020

extreme airlocking

The act of filling all bodily orifices possible through the act of penetration. This includes, but is not necessarily limited to, the vagina, anus, mouth, ears, nose and urethra.

Corwi is the definite champion of extreme airlocking. He once succeeded to airlock 5 midgets using a variety of paraphernalia while blindfolded.

by sphynxter August 01, 2011

Shoving Wesley into the airlock.

Sticking your knob inside a tight hole.

Picard wriggled his eyebrows at Beverly and winked. "I'm shoving Wesley into the airlock." Beverly winked back, " Make sure you push him all the way inside this time."

by Wolverine3173 May 19, 2019

Airlock docking

The act of placing the Lips of Two Asshole against each other.

"Jessica, did you hear Johnny and Caleb were Airlock docking last night?"

"I fucking walked in on thek doing it, it was weird. It was like scissoring for men!"

"Damn that's nasty!"

by EsIstRüdy September 09, 2022

full airlock

When you stuff your balls into her back door and soft serve her poonanie at the same time. That's the full airlock.

Dude, I put her in a full airlock last night. Can't believe I got the nads in there. Took some effort!

by Ottawaman March 16, 2018