A fork of Rural Dictionary
An ignorant baboon that is stubborn as a mule. Originally, the word albert was a name, but it has now become a definition of a person who criticizes everyone, but does not realize his own gaping flaws.
An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage
chad - stop being such an albert!
Richard - you are such an albert! don't you realize nobody has ever confirmed what you say about yourself?
albert is literally the fattest piece of shit you will ever see. lives in his mom's basement with an Xbox 360 and a short redhead like a little bitch. He sits around eating Cheetos and diet coke while yelling into his 3$ earbuds at the enemy. calling them nerds and n****rs and other slurs.
Dude that Albert kid smells so bad!
A guy that is easy to get along with they re normally comfortable with themselves and dont care what people say about them
Mike; How do i be like you
Albert: Learn how to not give a shit about hoes and bitches
The name of someone incredibly intelligent, beautiful, sexy and hot!
She's also that kindda girl, other girls dream of becoming. Alberte is a dreamgirl!
I wish I was Alberte.
being led on and pursued by someone who ends up bailing on you last minute
"She set up a time for a date then just flaked. smh i got alberted"
"He asked me out then rescinded his offer. Did I just get alberted?"
"I really like this guy and I think he might like me, but i'm not sure and i dont wanna get alberted"
Albert
adjective.
1. having beauty; possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.; delighting the senses or mind
2. excellent of its kind
example 1:
Albert: Maybe I'm too bougie, but I just need better candles than these.
example 2:
Shruti: Construction workers work here. Very Albert.