A fork of Rural Dictionary
The place where I stole the margarine
Yes indeed, here we are! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the mar-juh-reen An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine I saw a handsome parish lady Make her entrance like a queen Why she was totally chenille And her old man was a Marine As she abused a sausage pattie And said why don't you treat me mean? (Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh) At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast (Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!) Where I stole the mar-juh-reen Saint Alfonzo Saint Alfonzo Saint Alfonzo Saint Alfonzo Oo-oo-wah
She is insanely obsessed with him and wants to get with him but knows that she can’t because she is an alien
You two are acting like an ophelie and alfonzo